Omega Laxatives
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #23
Now here's hip-hop star extraordinaire 'Lil Hemmroyd to speak for Omega Laxatives...
"Yo yo yo! 'Lil Hemmroyd here! There ain't nuthin' worse than being in the middle of a rap battle and having yo' creative forces be blocked. Da same can be said fo' yo' bowels. Now I can roll a big spliff and get my creativity flowing again, but dat don't help my ass, you feel me? Dat's why every alpha male needs Omega Laxatives. Pop one of deez 'lil chocolate squares in yo' mouth and you'll be goin' in no time!"
Omega Laxatives...Shit's about to get real!
- Category: Humor / Comedy
10 comments add one below
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Usually I write those sponsor drabbles in minutes. It took me days to figure this one out. I think my brain was constipated.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Nice one Christopher. Sounds like writer's block to me and no mistake. Worth the wait though, however painful. :-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Neville. I had the idea I just couldn't figure out how to execute it.
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Steve McBrevity over 6 years ago
Two good ones on the trot. Glad you're free flowing again.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks so much, Drew.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Steve.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Steve is a very naughty and doubly groanworthy boy!
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Christopher over 6 years ago
I noticed that, Neville. :)
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Michael D. Brooks over 6 years ago
I'm catching up with the series. Such an imaginative mind.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Michael. I've always made up fake products and parodies in my head. At least now I have a way of unleashing it.
