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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #23

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Now here's hip-hop star extraordinaire 'Lil Hemmroyd to speak for Omega Laxatives...

"Yo yo yo! 'Lil Hemmroyd here! There ain't nuthin' worse than being in the middle of a rap battle and having yo' creative forces be blocked. Da same can be said fo' yo' bowels. Now I can roll a big spliff and get my creativity flowing again, but dat don't help my ass, you feel me? Dat's why every alpha male needs Omega Laxatives. Pop one of deez 'lil chocolate squares in yo' mouth and you'll be goin' in no time!"

Omega Laxatives...Shit's about to get real!

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Usually I write those sponsor drabbles in minutes. It took me days to figure this one out. I think my brain was constipated.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Nice one Christopher. Sounds like writer's block to me and no mistake. Worth the wait though, however painful. :-)

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Neville. I had the idea I just couldn't figure out how to execute it.

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    Drew Martyn about 2 years ago

    Haha this is one of your best, it had me laughing out loud from the first sentence. And "every alpha male needs Omega" - lovely bit of wordplay there. I can't even mention that last sentence, it's just perfect :D

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    Steve McBrevity about 2 years ago

    Two good ones on the trot. Glad you're free flowing again.

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks so much, Drew.

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Steve.

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    Neville Hunt about 2 years ago

    Steve is a very naughty and doubly groanworthy boy!

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    I noticed that, Neville. :)

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    Michael D. Brooks about 2 years ago

    I'm catching up with the series. Such an imaginative mind.

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    Christopher about 2 years ago

    Thanks, Michael. I've always made up fake products and parodies in my head. At least now I have a way of unleashing it.

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