Bingo!
Leroy staggered out of the Starlight Lounge and down the street, holding on to the lampposts to keep from falling over. He needed to rest so he stumbled into the Baptist Church on the corner where they were playing bingo.
Leroy sat down in the back of the hall and thought, Maybe when these chocolate goddesses finish playin' bingo wit' da Lord one of 'em will take me home and play strip poker wit' me!
The lady calling the bingo numbers loudly said, " i 72."
Leroy wobbled to his feet, "Damn, bitch, you don' looks a day over 60!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Christopher over 6 years ago
This sounds like an old joke but I can assure you it came directly out of my twisted mind. I downloaded a bingo app for my phone just to play something different for a few minutes while eating lunch, and the announcer said " i 72" and my brain instantly devised the scenario that you just read. My mind is a weird place.
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Neville Hunt over 6 years ago
Amen to that! Weird is good, as is the drabble. I had to chuckle :-)
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Neville.
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Christopher over 6 years ago
Thanks, Drew.
