What's What?
Tommy was given a dollar and tasked by his father, who was trying to stop Tommy from annoying him, to go and get him a dollar's worth of "what's what."
Turned away by every store in town, Tommy went to the local auto shop and asked the mechanic, who replied, "Go to the house at the edge of town with the red light on the porch. They'll have some."
He raced there, knocking on the door. A naked woman opened it.
"Yes?"
He looked at her crotch, "What's that?"
"What's what?" she asked.
Tommy smiled, " Gimme a dollar's worth!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Sorry, folks. This is a very old joke that popped in my head again when I heard someone earlier say, "What's what?"
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Neville Hunt almost 7 years ago
Love it, Christopher. It hadn't got onto my radar, so it was fresh as a daisy to me! :-)
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Thanks, Robbin and Neville. I should do a series called "Old Jokes" because things are always reminding me of jokes I've heard throughout my life.
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Christopher almost 7 years ago
Thanks, Drew. The moment I try the series is probably the moment all these old jokes will stop popping back in my head.
