Brimstone Coffee

Tom: Welcome to Hell, kid. Just arrived?

John: Yep.

(A demon hands John a cup of coffee)

John: (disgustedly) Geez! What's that smell?

(Looks down and sees he's standing knee-deep in muck)

Tom: It's manure, kid. Have some of your Brimstone Coffee.

John: (looking into the cup) It's yellow!

Tom: Whaddya expect, kid? It's sulfur.

(Fifteen minutes later)

John: You know, the java isn't too good, but standing around knee-deep in manure drinking coffee for all eternity isn't so bad. I could think of worse.

(The Devil walks up)

Devil: Coffee break's over. Everyone back on their heads.