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Galactic News #1

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Galactic News with hosts Sue Pernova and E. Quinn Knox.

Sue: Dateline New Gomorrah - More trouble looms for the pleasure planet as all robotic sex workers go on strike, demanding to be paid the same as their human counterparts. "Equal pay for an equal lay!" was the chant of the striking robots as negotiations continue. Both sides are confident a successful climax can be reached.

E. Quinn: Dateline Pluto - Residents once again petition the Galactic Council to be reinstated as an actual planet. Councilperson Jill Frigid said, "We'll have a planet named after Mickey Mouse's dog over my dead body!"

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    I wondered what newscasts would sound like in the future once mankind has spread out into the galaxy, no longer confined to just Earth. This is what I came up with. Another silly series.

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    Lisa Williams over 7 years ago

    Made me laugh X

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks for reading, Lisa.

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    Christopher over 7 years ago

    Thanks, Drew. I sit and think of ridiculous things like "What would a newscast from the future sound like?" My brain is a weird amusement park.

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