Things Overheard In Hell

"Oh well, it's better than living with my mother-in-law."

"Hey, demon! I would like to have a word with your boss about these atrocious accommodations!"

"Man, it's hot in here! Is the thermostat broken?"

"The chocolate cake I ate in the cafeteria was made out of what!?"

"They don't always play Yanni over the loudspeaker. Sometimes they play John Tesh."

"Stop complaining! You've only been here a week. Look at poor Hitler. He's been here since 1945 and you don't see him bitching about it, do you?"

"I was supposed to get 72 virgins. Somebody's full of shit."