Phuck University
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #12
And now here's a word from the fine folks at Phuck University:
"Hello, potential students. I'm Harry Screwbottom, Dean of Phuck University. You know, it's a sad day when a college graduate can't even get a job slinging burgers at an artery-clogging fast food joint. Here at Phuck University, you pay very little tuition while jerking around and earning a degree. Give us a call at 1-800-PHUCK-OFF and start building your mediocre future today."
"Remember, there's no better feeling in the world when someone asks what college you attended than to proudly say, 'Phuck U!' "
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 7 years ago
U naughty boy, Christopher! :-)
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Christopher over 7 years ago
Well, it's all in how you take it. It's definitely something that's less obscene when it's read than if you were actually speaking it. I don't use that word, but I thought the different spelling of it, coupled with the context, would make an amusing drabble.
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Christopher over 7 years ago
Thank you, Aspen. Much appreciated.
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Christopher over 7 years ago
Thank you, Drew. I wasn't sure about posting this one, so I appreciate the positive feedback. As far as the sweatshirt goes, I think you can only legally wear one if you graduated from the college!
