Drabble-Rouser

I'm waiting for my moment. You have to pick the right one. It's a science, you know? He's speaking now, getting the crowd excited about his platform. I don't care what his views are or his plans for the future. I'm a paid heckler. One side of the political aisle pays me to go to the rallies of the other party's candidate and raise hell. I've worked for them all; right, left, center. Makes no difference to me.

He's coming to his big moment. I'm about to yell out epithets, obscenities and lies. Hang on.

"You lying son-of-a.....!"