Signs You Picked A Bad Psychiatrist

Makes a deal with you: Any loose change you can find in the couch, he'll split it with you 50/50.

3 movies continually play in the waiting room: Psycho, Fatal Attraction, and Play Misty For Me.

When you ask if you're going crazy, he reaches under his chair and says, "Let's see what the Magic 8-Ball says!"

He accepts cash, checks, all major credit cards, and Monopoly money.

His diploma is from the Tijuana School of Psychiatry, Origami, and Plumbing.

Instead of taking notes, he's drawing a picture of you in a noose.

His favorite band is Suicidal Tendencies.

Drabble published November 07, 2015 20:15

Christopher over 8 years ago

This started life as a hashtag I created on Twitter. I thought it might be funny to try it out here.
D.M. over 8 years ago

fun
Melanie over 8 years ago

His favorite band! Ha! Perfect ending.
Peter Henderson about 6 years ago

A nice piece of satire.

From someone who has been to a shrink and at the end it's you who have to ask, "well Doc what's your opinion". You can almost hear him ticking over recipes then he gives you just about all you know anyway. What is even more depressing is I have to do another series of appointments soon.......groan