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If you play "Disco Inferno" simultaneously on every floor of a high-rise building, it will literally "burn the mother down."

If you piss on an electric fence it turns you into a superhero that no one wants to be rescued by.

If you drop some red dye into an aquarium you can make a goldfish think he's bleeding to death.

Doctors write perfectly legibly. They just scribble prescriptions badly to screw with pharmacists, whom they consider to be "posers".

Zebras are really unicorns that sawed off their horn, painted themselves with stripes, and went into the Witness Protection Program.

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    Christopher almost 5 years ago

    I created this as a Twitter page some time back, but haven't done anything with it for a long time. I thought it might be fun to make them into a series of drabbles.

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    Neville Hunt almost 5 years ago

    I'm cringing at the thought of pissing on an electric fence! There are loads of them around my village - every public footpath or bridle way seems to have them. Not sure if it's to keep the animals in or animals like me out! An enjoyable set of observations, Christopher.

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    Drew Martyn almost 5 years ago

    #3 omg i cried laughing, poor goldfish! Great fun, brilliant idea!

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    Melanie almost 5 years ago

    What fun! I believe it about the Zebras.

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    Christopher almost 5 years ago

    Thank you Neville, Drew, and Melanie. Fun was what I was aiming for, along with a healthy dose of silliness.

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