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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #6


Hola, amigos! My name is Juan Pedro Felipe Julio Manuel Ortega here to speak for Oil of Olé Moisturizing Cream. Jew know, de sun can be a real perra on de skeen. Dat is why all the señoritas and señoras in my barrio use Oil of Olé Moisturizing Cream. Years of being in de harsh sunlight can leave jore skeen looking as cracked and dry as de arid desert. No more! Now, jore skeen can be as smooth as a niño's culo!

Pick up a jar of Oil of Olé today! Iss a fiesta for jore skeen! Hasta luego, amigos!

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    Christopher over 4 years ago

    De nada, preciosa! Forgeeve me for sounding like the Ceesco Keed in dis drabble!

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    Drew Martyn over 4 years ago

    This series is just wonderful, pal, and this is no exception :)

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    Christopher over 4 years ago

    I'll say a collective thank you to you all. I have all these crazy little ideas thundering around in my head and never had any place for the lightning to strike. So, this series gives me a place to channel that electricity. I'm glad you're all enjoying it. Thanks again.

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    Peter Henderson about 2 years ago

    Very Good, Satire using a language but not a language

    Many Thanks....I've never gone in that direction using satire, put it in my list of "todo's".

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