Oil of Olé!
And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #6
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- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
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Christopher over 8 years ago
De nada, preciosa! Forgeeve me for sounding like the Ceesco Keed in dis drabble!
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Christopher over 8 years ago
I'll say a collective thank you to you all. I have all these crazy little ideas thundering around in my head and never had any place for the lightning to strike. So, this series gives me a place to channel that electricity. I'm glad you're all enjoying it. Thanks again.
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Peter Henderson about 6 years ago
Very Good, Satire using a language but not a language
Many Thanks....I've never gone in that direction using satire, put it in my list of "todo's".
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
This is great!
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Christopher over 2 years ago
Thanks, Verity. I can't believe how many people that used to be here have deleted their accounts. They're like ghosts now, because when they delete their account the comments they made get deleted also, but my responses to them are still here. Weird.
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VerityAlways over 2 years ago
Ah! didn't read all to figure this out!!
