Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall

From the time they were kids, Tommy's sister, a huge Snow White fan, would go into the bathroom every day and ask the mirror, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" The mirror remained silent.

Years later, when she headed off to college, she asked the mirror one last time, hoping it would say she was the fairest of them all.

Silence.

After she left, Tommy went into the bathroom. The mirror finally talked.

"I never spoke to your sister because I didn't want to hurt her, but that is the ugliest bitch I've ever seen!"