From the time they were kids, Tommy's sister, a huge Snow White fan, would go into the bathroom every day and ask the mirror, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" The mirror remained silent.
Years later, when she headed off to college, she asked the mirror one last time, hoping it would say she was the fairest of them all.
Silence.
After she left, Tommy went into the bathroom. The mirror finally talked.
"I never spoke to your sister because I didn't want to hurt her, but that is the ugliest bitch I've ever seen!"
Christopher almost 9 years ago
Thank you, Anna my sweet. Your mirror is a fool and obviously needs glasses!
;)
Christopher almost 9 years ago
Thank you, L. Michelle.
Peter Henderson over 6 years ago
Oh excellent use of humour heading towards satire.
Many thanks.