Inappropriate Statements At An Office Party
"The Hindenburg disaster made a great cover for Led Zeppelin's debut album."
"I wish women were on the top side of the so-called glass ceiling, that way we could look up their skirts."
"Gender confusion? I can clear it up for you in a jiffy. Look down your pants: if something's sticking out, you're a dude; if not, you're a chick. End of confusion."
"I don't care how pissed off they get if you call them that, they'll always be midgets to me."
"Women should only be allowed to breastfeed in public if I'm offered a little suck too."
- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
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Christopher over 8 years ago
The opinions expressed in this drabble in NO WAY reflect those of the author (except maybe the Hindenburg comment).
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Neville Hunt over 8 years ago
Love the last one!
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Wow, Neville! And here was me thinking I was going to offend people!
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Michelle, for the support. It was just a bit of satire. People tend to loosen up at office parties and say things they wouldn't normally say during working hours, so I just exaggerated it.
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D.M. over 8 years ago
'Gotta love those office parties, you just know the next segment would be statements about who saw what and where... Thanks for a good chuckle with
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Christopher over 8 years ago
Thank you, Drew and D.M. I hoped people would take it in the manner in which I wrote it, which was just satire and humor. But people are so touchy these days I felt a disclaimer was in order.
