"Teeth issues" drabbles by Gosia Gwara

Gourmet

Teeth issues #2

When somebody asks me about the greatest demands when it comes to getting my function, I answer: the smile. Pure, fresh, without stains and cavities. It is my showcase, anyway. I work with my teeth and keeping them healthy is on demand.
It is hard to have them always clean and protected. At work I consume tons of sugar, sweeties after sweeties. Dental problems ahead.
Yesterday I had my root canal treated and my whole cheek is pulsing.
So I hide behind the caldron so my CEO would not know that I mix and consume sinners' souls through a straw.

Older brother's charm

Teeth issues #1

"First you are exposed to rays stronger than sunlight," nobly promulgated the older brother. The younger one, with his cheek and lips swollen, was in tears. "Later they drill more passionately than piercing with a wooden stake. Ok, there's one and some concrete. Ok, lots of. But before," he paused. "They use a sanitizer stronger than holy water!"

"Boys! Silence!"

"But mum... Clumsy Vladyen got hit by a vampire hunter! He..."

"Laszlo! Stop scaring your brother!"

"All right. I'm certain he would not like to hear that years ago, when my tooth was broken, the dentist's breath smelled like garlic..."