Older brother's charm

"First you are exposed to rays stronger than sunlight," nobly promulgated the older brother. The younger one, with his cheek and lips swollen, was in tears. "Later they drill more passionately than piercing with a wooden stake. Ok, there's one and some concrete. Ok, lots of. But before," he paused. "They use a sanitizer stronger than holy water!"

"Boys! Silence!"

"But mum... Clumsy Vladyen got hit by a vampire hunter! He..."

"Laszlo! Stop scaring your brother!"

"All right. I'm certain he would not like to hear that years ago, when my tooth was broken, the dentist's breath smelled like garlic..."