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One Nightstand

Classified Ads

One nightstand, hardly ever used, one owner who totally neglected it. Could make a nice temporary addition to your bedroom, if you're in between nightstands at the moment. White, but goes with any decor, masculine or feminine, drawers are clean, body is good, legs are nice, sturdy, just needs a little attention.

Recently divorced lady needing to rid herself of the remnants of her past. And this one nightstand would be a good start on getting her life back on track.

If you are interested in this one nightstand contact Nancy, Box 10, c/o this newspaper. Serious inquiries only, please.