"Breaker Breaker" drabbles by Christopher

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Breaker! Breaker! (2/2)

Breaker Breaker #2

Skidmark: 10-4 there, Gas Can. I don't have no one stokin' the home fires but I got a little woman I see whenever I'm in Hotlanta.

Gas Can: 10-4 there, Skidmark. What's her handle there, come on back?

Skidmark: She's a pretty little beaver named Bessie Sue. She's married, but I never let that bother me.

Gas Can: Say that name again, Skidmark, I didn't copy that.

Skidmark: Bessie Sue. Her husband's a truck driver too. I think he hauls fuel and.... Uh-oh!

Gas Can: There's only so many car lots in Atlanta, asshole! I'll find you!

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Breaker! Breaker! (1/2)

Breaker Breaker #1

Skidmark: Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9, this is the Skidmark, who's in the rolling refinery coming up on my back door, you got your ears on?

Gas Can: 10-4, this is Gas Can, coming back from a fuel run to Big D. That you in the portable parking lot on my front door, come back?

Skidmark: That's a big 10-4, Gas Can. Coming out of Lost Wages and headed to a car lot in Hotlanta.

Gas Can: That's a big 10-4, that's my home 20. Trying to get there to my better half, come on back...