"Old Jokes" drabbles by Christopher

What's What?

Old Jokes #1

Tommy was given a dollar and tasked by his father, who was trying to stop Tommy from annoying him, to go and get him a dollar's worth of "what's what."

Turned away by every store in town, Tommy went to the local auto shop and asked the mechanic, who replied, "Go to the house at the edge of town with the red light on the porch. They'll have some."

He raced there, knocking on the door. A naked woman opened it.

"Yes?"

He looked at her crotch, "What's that?"

"What's what?" she asked.

Tommy smiled, " Gimme a dollar's worth!"