The Book Review

Gawd, that bloody author has asked me for a review again.
I knew it was a mistake to snag a freebie via her blog giveaway.
'Nothing comprehensive, hon. Ten paragraphs will do'.
Nothing comprehensive! Ten bloody paragraphs!
I hate writing reviews. I might love a particular book, but I can't put into words the reasons why.
I've forgotten the title. I'll try and find it on my Kindle...
Ah! There it is! Hand Jobs and Holy Wars: The Modern Woman's Survival Guide by Placenta Willowherb.
I better get it over with. Here I go...
5 stars - Enjoyed it muchly.
Done!