The Bouncer
'Job vacancy for you'. They had said to me at the Jobcentre. 'Security'.
I've worked at the roughest nightclubs in the city, had my nose broken on several occasions, so I wasn't relishing more of the same.
Thankfully, the punters here are more laid back than your average pissed-up, nightclub psycho. My deep voice is usually enough to knock the wind out of their sails when exuberance gets the better of them. Maybe my broken nose days are in the past, I'd certainly like to think so.
Yeah, I think I'm going to enjoy being a bouncer at Mothercare.
- Category: General / Misc
6 comments add one below
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Tony Spencer over 9 years ago
Ah, the ultimate baby bouncer, fantastic stuff!
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Dan Martin over 9 years ago
I've heard Mothercare gets a bit lairy near chucking out time. Nice drabble.
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
LOL! So funny! :-D
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Elizabeth O. Smith over 9 years ago
XD Loved it! Oh, and I'm writing under, well, my pen name now which happens to be my middle name :)!
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Kimberly over 9 years ago
Okay, this made me laugh....not a belly laugh but a good honest chuckle.
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Bryan Thomas over 9 years ago
Many thanks, Chloe, Tony, Dan, Horrorshow, Elizabeth/Olivia and Kimberly. :o)
