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'Job vacancy for you'. They had said to me at the Jobcentre. 'Security'.
I've worked at the roughest nightclubs in the city, had my nose broken on several occasions, so I wasn't relishing more of the same.
Thankfully, the punters here are more laid back than your average pissed-up, nightclub psycho. My deep voice is usually enough to knock the wind out of their sails when exuberance gets the better of them. Maybe my broken nose days are in the past, I'd certainly like to think so.
Yeah, I think I'm going to enjoy being a bouncer at Mothercare.

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    Tony Spencer almost 4 years ago

    Ah, the ultimate baby bouncer, fantastic stuff!

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    Dan Martin almost 4 years ago

    I've heard Mothercare gets a bit lairy near chucking out time. Nice drabble.

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    Horrorshow almost 4 years ago

    LOL! So funny! :-D

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    Elizabeth O. Smith almost 4 years ago

    XD Loved it! Oh, and I'm writing under, well, my pen name now which happens to be my middle name :)!

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    Kimberly almost 4 years ago

    Okay, this made me laugh....not a belly laugh but a good honest chuckle.

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    Bryan Thomas almost 4 years ago

    Many thanks, Chloe, Tony, Dan, Horrorshow, Elizabeth/Olivia and Kimberly. :o)

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