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"Ready for some roleplay, babe?" said Peter.
"I sure am, hon," said his wife.
"I'll be the farmer, and you're my Friesian cow."
"Err, okay. If you like."
Peter picked up the cattle prod. "Come on, Daisy. Into the milking shed with you." He chased his wife around the bedroom and zapped her with the prod.
"Jeezuz Christ! That bloody hurt! You can cut that malarkey out!"
"You don't like it?" said Peter.
"No, I don't. What next, a freakin' branding iron?"
"Yes, actually, I've got one warming on the gas ring in the kitchen."
"You're kidding me, right? RIGHT?!"

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    Brandon Sutton almost 4 years ago

    This is hilarious! Great drabble!

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    Drew Martyn almost 4 years ago

    Superbly funny, nice one :)

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    John Moralee almost 4 years ago

    Ouch! Good dialogue!

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    Horrorshow almost 4 years ago

    Haha! Nothing like a good wholesome kinky farm yard roleplay! :-D

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    Bryan Thomas almost 4 years ago

    Many thanks for the comments, guys. :o)

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