Chop Sueycide

Jin Zhou was standing atop of the fat fryer of The Trembling Tiger Prawn Chinese Takeaway.
"I'm going to jump in," Jin shouted.
"No!" pleaded Gan, as he turned the fryer up a notch.
"Our father says the business will never be mine, I must take my life."
"No!" said Gan.
"I can't do it, my love for you, Gan, is too strong."
Burly Gan grabbed Jin, punched him, and dropped him in a large vat of batter mixture. He then threw Jin into the fryer.
Despite a golden, crispy coating, Jin survived.
Gan was charged with assault and battery.