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I’m not good at cooking. Dash a this. Smidgen of that. Maybe it's because I don’t eat. Just drink coffee. Friends say I should be a better cook. Why? Because I’m a chemist? Drugs are just a hobby. Not a Betty Homemaker.

Maybe someday. When I grow up. Be somebody. Adopt kids with two moms? Or just me? Single mom? Fuck everyone else! I’ll be fine. With kids. Maybe just one kid. Best friends. A kitty cat? Will my kid be lonely? I’d protect him/her from everything. But can I? I can’t even cook! Fuck it! I’m learning to cook!

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    Iarwain Olofsson over 8 years ago

    Really funny.
    Just a few days ago we had this talk amongst the co-workers, about all the "things" we've been brewing, building, ... in our childhood.
    Nicely done.

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    shaun about 8 years ago

    I love the pinball ricochet of transient focus. More. More.

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