The Wife and I are Complete Opposites

I say: Say Da Da
Wife says: Say Ma Ma

I say: You want some tittie tit tit?
Wife says: You want some milkies?

I say: Baby had a blowout, Oh God, shit everywhere!
Wife says: Baby make a little messy mess

I say: Says on box that diaper is good for up to 20 lbs
Wife says: Time for his thirteenth diaper change today

I say: Time to sleep baby, it's mama and daddy time
Wife says: Come here baby and let me hold you some more

I say: I love you Baby
Wife says: Baby,
I love you

Drabble published January 10, 2015 00:08

Karen Wong over 9 years ago

Good for 20lbs? I don't think babies shit that much .
D.M. over 9 years ago

Baby changes everything.
Olga Klezovitch over 9 years ago

Funny!
Sara Light-Waller over 9 years ago

Wonderful!
Michael D. Brooks over 9 years ago

Babies drool, uh, rule.
Rachel Ball about 8 years ago

I love this, it reminds me of those kids books for parents, if u haven't already read 'go the f*** to sleep I think you'd like it!
Peter Henderson about 6 years ago

Hehe...for the first thirty years I wouldn't let it rest....now, I go with the flow. Good story