I say: Say Da Da
Wife says: Say Ma Ma
I say: You want some tittie tit tit?
Wife says: You want some milkies?
I say: Baby had a blowout, Oh God, shit everywhere!
Wife says: Baby make a little messy mess
I say: Says on box that diaper is good for up to 20 lbs
Wife says: Time for his thirteenth diaper change today
I say: Time to sleep baby, it's mama and daddy time
Wife says: Come here baby and let me hold you some more
I say: I love you Baby
Wife says: Baby,
I love you
Karen Wong over 4 years ago
Good for 20lbs? I don't think babies shit that much .
Drew Martyn over 4 years ago
Lol great stuff Rodindeadpan :)
D.M. over 4 years ago
Baby changes everything.
Olga Klezovitch over 4 years ago
Sara Light-Waller over 4 years ago
Michael D. Brooks over 4 years ago
Babies drool, uh, rule.
Rachel Ball almost 3 years ago
I love this, it reminds me of those kids books for parents, if u haven't already read 'go the f*** to sleep I think you'd like it!
Peter Henderson 10 months ago
Hehe...for the first thirty years I wouldn't let it rest....now, I go with the flow. Good story