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The wife and I recently had a newborn baby.
The baby farts a lot just like me.
The baby poops a lot just like me.
The baby has a big belly just like me.
The baby is bald just like me.
The baby likes to sleep a lot just like me.
The baby gets mad when awoken just like me.
The baby likes breasts just like me.
The wife and I are white anglo saxons but my baby is Chinese just like the neighbor.
I guess it's true what they say 'that 1 in every 5 babies born is Chinese'.

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    Beau Johnson over 8 years ago

    Nice, does he have your chin?

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    Horrorshow over 8 years ago

    LOL. I like the funnies. :-D

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    Rodindeadpan over 8 years ago

    The Chins live next door Mr. Johnson

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    Bryan Thomas over 8 years ago

    Great stuff!

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    D.M. about 8 years ago

    clever!

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    A. Jones about 8 years ago

    Lol. Brilliant! Had me laughing

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    Olga Klezovitch almost 8 years ago

    Liked your last sentence

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