The kids pointed and shouted:
‘Here comes the baldy headed woman!’
In desperation for a cure, she ordered a remedy from Uzbekistan, where the women are incredibly hairy. It came the next day thanks to Amazon Special Delivery.
She applied it copiously, and before long a mop developed. However within a week she looked like a four foot Maltese, gliding along with a mane from head to toe.
The tresses hanging from her nipples were the worst. She bought lady razors in bulk from the discount store. Nothing.
Weed killer immersions achieved zilch.
But worst of all: she turned grey.