Teachers Wot We Knew

‘Granny McTaggart. Chemistry was alchemy when she started teaching.’

‘Dr. Coutts for RE. Deadly with the ruler!’

‘Bobo Elliot in his white lab coat. He only taught maths!’

‘Who DIDN’T fancy Miss Hood the art teacher?’

‘Belting Barclay. He kept his strap in a bucket of vinegar by the desk.’

‘Remember Latin with Beaky Dickson? His hooter was through the door before he was!’

‘My favourite was History with Mr. Landles. He once spent a lesson trying to write his name on the ceiling with the blackboard rubber!’

‘Who was that guy who hanged himself after his wife left him?’