LITTLE ED'S DILEMMA

‘You’re behind in the ratings Ed.’
‘Don’t worry; my new style of Socialism will sway the floaters, as well as appealing to die hard Labour supporters.’
‘Oh yeah! What about the Tories? They’ve just overtaken us in the polls.’
‘Call me Dave has run out of new ideas. Europe hates him, the unions hate him and we hate him. What more do you want?’
‘The people hate us.’
‘Rubbish! Anyway I have a cunning plan.’
‘Not a coalition with the Lib Dems?’
‘Those lying cheating toadies? Never! ‘
‘What then?’
‘I’m following in my beloved father’s footsteps. We’re going Communist.’