Real Horror

"Killed in the most horrific way imaginable..."

"He was decapitated..?" Greg's lips curled in disgust.

I shook my head. The sounds around us continued as usual, the beer continued to flow, as if nothing's wrong.

I shook my head.

"Eaten by maggots, slowly, from the inside out?" Natasha's beauty dimished by the expression on her face.

Shook my head.

"Slathered in peanut butter and jelly then fucked to death by two fat chicks..." Johnny's eyes sparkled hopefully.

Rolled my eyes. Finally I answered. "Murdered by his own son. Attempted to murder the mom. Set the house on fire, then fled."