Orlando Santiago

"My name is Orlando Santiago. To sweep you off your feet.

Tonight we shall find such romances as never occurred in the world before.
Beneath the moon and stars the world and such pleasures shall be as our oysters.

We shall fly my private plane to Miami, where we shall feast upon the most succulent of delicacies, partaking in whatever your heart desires.

And drink only of the finest wines and spirits. And dance the most passionate of dances.

Then we shall retire to the beach, where we shall make the most splendid of loves known to man and gods."