Tough Guy

My old lady is pretty good to me, I'd have to say. She does the cooking, I provide the protection. I mean, I watch out for her. I've never had to fight for her yet, but that's not to say I wouldn't. I'd tear 'em limb from limb, and she knows it.

I make her feel like a queen, in my own way. And I'd have to say, she makes me feel like a king. She spoils me. Sometimes I think she even goes too far, like when she picks up after me on walks when I drop a deuce.