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My old lady is pretty good to me, I'd have to say. She does the cooking, I provide the protection. I mean, I watch out for her. I've never had to fight for her yet, but that's not to say I wouldn't. I'd tear 'em limb from limb, and she knows it.

I make her feel like a queen, in my own way. And I'd have to say, she makes me feel like a king. She spoils me. Sometimes I think she even goes too far, like when she picks up after me on walks when I drop a deuce.

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    Josh Peters almost 8 years ago

    Everyone has a price.

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    Kate Gowers almost 8 years ago

    Woof.

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    Horrorshow almost 8 years ago

    Outstanding. Left me with a big old smile on my face! I always looks forward to reading your brilliant drabbles, Richard.

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    alice over 7 years ago

    HaHa, I should have known how this would end...

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    Karen Wong over 7 years ago

    I thought they were husbands and wife at first.

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    Olga Klezovitch over 7 years ago

    Very nice twist at the end, made me laugh!

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