Traffic Stop
I admit I might be a bit b z z d
I walk ina stra ate line
I go both for and back
Loudly intone
Abstract bureaucrats chloroform dancing elegant female girls hustling inbred joking Kentucky lumberjacks modelling neolithic overt picturesque queens rescued several tittering universally vivacious women xerotic yens zipped
Another deep breath glee flee sing
Zapping yeasty xenomorphic wizards violate upwards thousands screaming redundantly querulous peasants opened nearby magic linear kleptocracies juxtaposing invented holistic governments fatalistically evolving dead clandestine befriended absurdists
Abruptly he snaps cuffs on me anyway muttering
Save it for your lawyer, you smartass drunk asshole
- Category: Humor / Comedy
4 comments add one below
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Richard Charles Davidson over 9 years ago
With a gleeful nod of the cap to Brandon Sutton! This tested the constraints of the medium and the 700 digit cap. Anyway, I think I got the gist of the idea across.
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Brandon Sutton over 9 years ago
Thanks for the mention! It really means a lot. Also, I really enjoyed the drabble. It was very entertaining and interesting. Good work!
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Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Extremely well crafted, Richard. This must have taken a while to compose! It works a treat though; very well written.
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Richard Charles Davidson over 9 years ago
Didn't take very long. I write quickly. what took awhile was trying to cut it down to 700 characters and still contain exactly 100 words. that wasnt easy.
