The Perfect Date

Goth Clown met Moth Man on Cryptic-Cryptids-Matching-Service-Dot-Com, and they went on a lovely date together. First they visited the beach and took turns throwing hornets’ nests into the ocean. Then they selected a fancy restaurant with a nocturnal-humanoid-behemoth-friendly policy, where they dined upon forks and packets of saltines. Last, they strolled around outside to look at the moon, as all hopeless romantics aspire to on the first date. But the moon wasn’t out, so instead, they ran in circles around a lamp post for two hours.

It was a very nice evening.