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“Alan, what happened to your leg? It turned blue”.
“Dunno. There was a sharp sting and when I looked it was blue. I tried to lick it, but it tasted foul. Even made my tongue blue”.
“Dude, you look kinda ridiculous”.
“I know. It was one of the humans, I think. They keep saying we blow their houses down. I have asthma, bud, I can’t blow a house down”.
“Humans! I hate them. Now they be making our legs blue? They gotta stop”.
“Blue isn’t the worst thing. They made one of my buddies yellow”.
“Yellow? That is so unfair.