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Billy, aged seven, was obsessed with fairytales. His excited parents had ordered Goldilocks and Mrs Bear holding some porridge to pop out of his massive cake.
Ray, a confirmed bachelor also wanted a blonde and aptly, for his fiftieth birthday treat had ticked the ‘Birthday Suit’ option.
Their Birthdays arrived: the vans were loaded but the cakes hadn’t been labelled. Ray would apparently NEVER be using the company again and gave a no star review on Trip Advisor. Billy liked his cake but for years after wondered why his parents had chosen “The Emperor’s New Clothes” as his favourite fairytale.

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    I could b(e)arly stop myself giggling!

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    Lisa Williams 6 months ago

    Ha! Fab - thanks for reading xx

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