Lost and Found

Half a century I’ve been married to Jim! He’s been good to me; he sorted ‘find my phone’ in case I ever mislaid my mobile. It’s been invaluable really.
Quite accidentally, five years ago, I found out through the app that he was having an affair. Since then, at every weekly shop, I’ve taken twenty pounds out on his card and bought myself premium bonds. I’ve been quite lucky.
I’m leaving him today: I’m going to post my phone at his lover’s house then just disappear. Shame I won’t be around to see his face when he works it out.