After the Works Christmas Do
Mortuary Report Date: 08/12/19
Name: No phone or purse in handbag so identification is impossible at this time
Sex: Female
Age: Mid Forties
Appearance: Dress held together with safety pins, there appears to be a packet of cigarettes and lighter tucked in her bra
Ladder in tights
Heel snapped off left shoe
Stomach contents: 36 vol au vents and a kebab (Found on doorstep)
Toxicology report: Pending but we can assume the 'cause of death' to be Prosecco
Notes: It should be stressed that the victim presented herself at the morgue saying - Take me now before Barry from accounts does.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
- Tags: christmas do, Drinking
10 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
Hahaha! So funny. Delighted to see you back on Drablr, Lisa. I had assumed you would never come back. And what a terrific re-entry! We’ve missed you.
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Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
It takes me back to various dodgy ad agency Christmas parties. I recognise that Barry from accounts. He certainly moves around! 🤓
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Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
I should have said...brilliant!
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Christopher over 4 years ago
Haha! Wonderful. Welcome back, Lisa. I figured you had kissed us goodbye for good.
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Lisa Williams over 4 years ago
Hello! Can't remember how to comment - not sure if I need to tag you all but Happy Christmas! Looking forward to catching up with your latest work and I'll be back again properly in the New Year xxxx
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Christopher over 4 years ago
You did it right. Everyone who commented here gets a notification that you responded. Glad to hear you'll be sticking around a while. This place has been pretty quiet for a while now, only a few of us left that post regularly or semi-regularly.
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Neville Hunt over 4 years ago
Happy Christmas to you Lisa. I can’t say how pleased I am to see you posting on Drablr again. You are a brilliant writer and I’ve missed very much your contributions.
Happy Christmas too to all my Drablr friends. 🤶🏻🎅🏼 Thanks for your drabbles and feedback. -
Christopher over 4 years ago
Merry Christmas, Neville. And thanks for all the encouragement and support over the years. And Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
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Richard Charles Davidson over 4 years ago
Merry XMAS & Happy NY to everyone! And great Drabble Lisa
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Lisa Williams over 4 years ago
Thank you all for reads, comments and likes - here's hoping 2020 is a creative one for us all xx
