Jack the Giant Slayer 5/5
"I know you're here, can smell your aftershave you little shit. See your sexy mummy? They love her. We take much more on the nights she works. She's been my gorgeous golden goose for years."
A pause. Blunderbore got nearer. And nearer.
Jack rose. Grabbed him, plunged his struggling body face down into the deep fat fryer. Screams were drowned by the oil. His piss dribbled down a trouser leg and stained his light calfskin shoe. The thumping music stopped abruptly. The sound of people leaving in a rush. Then sirens.
Blunderbore twitched for a final time. It was over.
- Category: Satire & Parodies
- Tags: Justice
7 comments add one below
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Tim Jones over 7 years ago
Loved this!
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Lisa Williams over 7 years ago
Ah good- Friday is my Fairytale day. If click on the #fairytales under the title it should take you to Jack and Beanstalk X
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Tim Jones over 7 years ago
Brilliant! What a fab idea!
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Lisa Williams over 7 years ago
Fun to do- thanks for all the 'votes' XX
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Tim Jones over 7 years ago
Needed to vote for all parts of each story, even if that makes me look like some kind of stalky mentalist! (I'm not!)
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Lisa Williams over 7 years ago
Ha- novel is about stalker so good- had enough of that for time being! X
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Lisa Williams over 7 years ago
Glad enjoying Drew. Next week has your name in it - 'The Boy who drew cats' (Japanese but I've moved it to Korea) X
