Rebecca

Rebecca looked perfect. Her profile picture was more filtered than the hot tub she was sat in. Had the look of a girl that got plenty of selfie practice. She enjoyed pampering. Boxsets. Time abroad. Her favourite locations were hot and sandy.

She wanted to meet, as most did, someone with shared interests. (And unwritten, someone to check the oil in her fiat 500 and do what she felt were other ‘boy’ jobs) She liked manners. Felt there weren’t enough proper gentleman in the world anymore and really wanted to be looked after.

That said. She was apparently fiercely independent.