Letter to the Front

Mam said to write and not to mention fact that Prince died. Daft beggar went after next door’s cat and got hit by coal truck. He got the cat too so now we can’t go round next doors for cards. Too awkward Dad says.

Not much changes here.

Did you hear Flo got wed? Mam called her flighty. Nan got new teeth. The whistle from them is something awful. Iris nearly snorted her peas through her nose trying not to laugh last night at tea.