The plague was thorough. I was the only survivor.
I never went out much. Maybe that’s why. We never worked out what it was or how it spread.
Not through pizza takeout, at least.
Surprisingly, things still mostly run. I wouldn’t say they’re better, but they’re not noticeably worse.
Of course, the void led to a new order. New faces at the top. And while my freedom is now more limited, they’ve not been unkind. I guess I should be grateful to our... my... new overlords.
I am the last man on Earth.
The women keep me in a museum.