You choose!

“Mark, I should warn you that your mother called me the other day to invite me over to stay. Did you give her my mobile number or was it Sarah? It came as a bolt out of the blue, but I think she’s got some idea that we’re an ‘item’. She wrapped it up in some claptrap about me helping them with their fitness regime, but I wasn’t fooled. Caught on the hop I agreed to visit the weekend after next. You can either join me and try to put your folks straight about us or stay away. You choose."