Himvite and Hervite

“Oh don't be a complete wooss Mark, aren’t you a bit pleased that Juliette can stand up for herself and maybe even drink you two lightweights under the table to boot?” Sarah was definitely siding with her new comrade-in-arms.

After the Cambridge punting affair, Sarah was really taken with Juliette. She suggested to Mark that he bring Juliette to her birthday party in Clapham a fortnight later. Mark was somewhat stung by the punting incident and decided against it at the time, but unbeknownst to him, Sarah, who had swapped mobile numbers with her, had invited Juliette separately.