Boney

“I’m not your type” was the first thing Juliette said to Mark after they'd placed their orders.

“How do you work that one out?” was all Mark, who was rather taken aback by the comment, could reply.

“You like blonds; tall, skinny blonds who drink skinny lattes just for the calcium to keep their bony frames intact. Sex with them, if you ever get it, is quick and noisy, which isn’t their bones rattling, but an attempt to make you think they’re enjoying it, because that’s what modern girls do, when really they’re thinking about their holidays in the Maldives.”