Labelling issues

Making one of my flying visits to their house the other day, I spotted on the table a jar of honey. I knew it was honey although there was no label on the side of the hexagonal jar, just a badge on the lid saying ‘Direct from the Producer’.

Well that was a lie!

So I contacted the trades description authorities, trying to force a change, insisting on a label with the following:

’Stolen from the producers, prisoners on day release, who endure outrageously cramped living conditions, no rewards and no hope of parole.’

They told me to buzz off!