Questions, Questions, Question!

…She asked the man question after question. Then she noticed that he was wearing a kilt. Fascinated, she had to ask… “What does a Scotsman really wear under his kilt?”

He replied, “Well, I canna lift it up to show you in this crowded place, but if you really want to find out, you know what to do!”

Gingerly, the girl slid her hand up his kilt, until… “Oooh! It’s gruesome!”, she exclaimed, pulling her hand out again very quickly.

“Aye”, the man replied, adding , “And if you put yer hand up again, you’ll find it’s grew some moore!”