These Boots Are Made For Bossing

When young, before we’d met, they called her Bossy Boots. Luckily I didn’t know that!

Today, I was being told what to do, yet again! Bossed about no less! In such instances I’ve taken to call her by that name... Bossy Boots. Whenever I do I usually regret it shortly afterwards.

“I don’t boss you! You always do whatever you like!” (that’s true, but I won’t admit it!) “And usually the wrong things, or when you should be doing something else!” (also true!)

“And then you...” I started.

“...give you a bollocking!” she interrupted.

”Yup!”

“But it doesn’t work!”

”Nope!”