Little Things

Just niggles. None of them major niggles. Just little things in married life.

Things like finding (repeatedly) the lid topping the marmalade jar was not screwed on at all, let alone properly. Lift-by-the-lidders like me fall for it... as do the jars.

Then there’s breadcrustgate! Our breathtakingly expensive but delicious loaves have crusts at both ends... perfect for toasting! Regularly consigned to the wastebin!

And then dishwasher loadinggate... chaotic... should be left to me!

But then... sometimes when putting the laundry away, I ‘accidentally’ put her ‘little things’ into her jumper drawer.

And all hell breaks loose!