Eyes Wide Shut

I didn’t vote to leave the EU, but, living in a democracy, I accept the majority opinion. We’re out of Europe!

Something I wouldn’t miss was the Eurovision Song Contest. It might sink without trace... most Brits thinking it was crap! Certainly our TV presenters entertained us solely by taking the piss out of the foreigners.

However, this year the UK hosts Eurovision. BBC is covering it big time! Our entry is Mae, from Kentish Town.

Our first home together was in Kentish Town!

Not My Eurovision, Not My Kentish Town either! But hey....

I just won’t watch it!