Interruptitis

"Okay, okay, okay! Hold on Don. I know this all seems ludicrous, fantastical, impossible, unbelievable..."

"And how many more absurdables before you actually start telling me something! Get to the point, or I'm off!"

"Right, right! The person you saw in the casket and said goodbye to..."

"Wasn't you eh?" I interrupted, assuming he was about to spout yet more bullshit in order to prevaricate.

"No, no, no... it WAS me!.. all tidied up ready for despatch."

"And when we left you just jumped out of the coffin and scuttled off" I was so riled I couldn't stop myself interrupting.